SWITCHBOARD

[transmittable]

If you'd like to ask the Transmitter something over the phone, go right ahead! The Transmitter will answer the phone as soon as she's available. Leaving messages is impossible, given how old these phones are, but you should be able to reach her at almost all hours.

Comments are screened for privacy; all Patients are offered confidentiality, didn't you know?

Comments

[transmittable]

Not telling. We're not as loose-lipped as she is.

[arebetter]

Guess you don't have to worry about sinking any ships. Fine. Any idea when she'll be back?

[transmittable]

[ An abnormally loud screech there. ]

Sometime. Maybe try in a few hours. We might feel like pulling back then.

[arebetter]

Do you do this to people who don't play rock shows too? Ugh. Fine. Fuck off.

[ AND SHE HANGS UP, GOOD TALK TEAM. ]