SWITCHBOARD

[transmittable]

If you'd like to ask the Transmitter something over the phone, go right ahead! The Transmitter will answer the phone as soon as she's available. Leaving messages is impossible, given how old these phones are, but you should be able to reach her at almost all hours.

Comments are screened for privacy; all Patients are offered confidentiality, didn't you know?

Comments

[journalname]

[motherfucker it's called manners]

Is this the Risen?

[transmittable]

Good job, Mairzy Doats. Want a carrot? Stick of celery?

[journalname]

[oh my god

Asgore does not know what Mairzy Doats means, but he can pick up on tone.]

It is a pleasure to meet you, too. When will the Transmitter be returning?

[transmittable]

Oh, sometime later? We're not sure, she might need a little time to recover.

[journalname]

Does this harm her?

[Whatever precisely "this" is. He's more concerned with the results than the mechanics just at present.]

[transmittable]

She never LIKES it, at least. Some residual effects, but nothing life-threatening. That'd be a little detrimental to our interests.

[journalname]

I imagine so. Is she still aware, while it happens?

[transmittable]

Aware enough. She'll be able to figure out what happened.

[journalname]

Could you not have just given her the message to relay to us? She seems to do that often enough.

[transmittable]

Oh, we wanted to...make our presence known. You guys hear so much about us, but you haven't really HEARD us.

[journalname]

I think you have certainly accomplished that much. Perhaps you can send your messages in other ways, in the future.

[transmittable]

Hmmmm, we think not. This way is more entertaining...even with all of you bugging us.

[journalname]

I see.

Well, I shall look forward to speaking with you again. It must be nice, to speak with some new people.

[transmittable]

[ ...Why is he...??? ]

Whatever you say, Billy Goat Gruff. Run along now.

[journalname]

[I'm sorry did you want people to call less, because now you're here forever.]

Oh! I understand that reference!

[yay!]

Good day, then.