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If you'd like to ask the Transmitter something over the phone, go right ahead! The Transmitter will answer the phone as soon as she's available. Leaving messages is impossible, given how old these phones are, but you should be able to reach her at almost all hours.

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To be honest, I find it difficult to tell. There seems to be a fair bit of static in your transmissions?

[Not that he, frankly, has any idea what the reason for that could be. Technology.]

It is only that I would not have expected someone so young to be in charge of all this. You do not spend your entire day attending to us, surely?

Uhh, yeah, that... The static's kind of unavoidable. Trust us. We've tried to fix it.

But yeah, all day, every day...which is so far just two, but, it will be more.

I had gotten that impression. Will you receive days off?

Noooope. Which is fine, there's time to eat and...well, there'll be some night-owls among you, we're sure, but time to sleep as well.

That is...good. But it is still a great deal of work. Have you no friends to spend time with, or...school to attend?

[He sounds genuinely curious about this. What does he know about human schooling practices? Especially when you bring different worlds into it.]

Ha, school? Nope, no school. And...no friends, either. There's the Risen, but...well, they don't really count as friends. Not much for conversation.

I'm sorry.

[He does sound genuinely sorry? Sure, she's part of this whole kidnapping thing, but she's only seventeen and she doesn't seem malicious, so...]

Have you spent much time with them so far? Maybe all of you can get to know each other better! I am happy to speak with you as well, but I know that is not quite the same as having others right there.

[ An increase in crackling. ]

We spend a lot of time together. I know them as well as I can, and they know me too.

Hmmmm.

[It's just a sound of acknowledgement; he doesn't really know what to make of that. They are just colleagues, he guesses, and that is it? It's a little sad, to know someone so well and not consider them friends.

Dislikes: loneliness.]

Well, at least you are not alone there, wherever it is you are. [.....] Oh, but that is not why I called! I am going to host a small luncheon on Wednesday afternoon for our group, so that we may all spend some time together. I know that you probably cannot come - [And quite possibly would not anyway, considering how hostile some people got.] - but I would feel like a poor host if I did not invite you all the same.

[ There's a significant pause, in which the feedback fluctuates. ]

Um. No. Thank you, but- no, I can't come. Sorry.

It is alright! I thought that might be the case. But you may consider the invitation open, should I do something like that again.

[This is a dangerous thing to say, but he is still hopeful that the rest of this time will be like the past two days have been. I guess we will see how long it takes the Transmitter to really upset him.]

I hope you are eating well, at least? It does not sound like you have much time to cook. [also lbr you're a teenager, are you just living on ramen]

[ so what if she is, you can't do anything about it ]

...Thanks.

Um, I'm... I'm eating fine. Don't worry about it. Don't...worry about me.

[yOUNG LadY]

I would offer to make you something, but I suspect that would not work either. The variety of human food here is nice, though!

[ You're not her real dad, goat man. ]

It probably wouldn't. It'd be a little hard to get food to me, I think. We uh, we just want to provide all of you with all the absolute essentials.

[he met her over the phone yesterday and this is the second time they've spoken, sooooooo obviously he is]

Ha, ha. I think you must know a little more about the history of the Underground than the others here, if you were responsible for the profiles. The absolute essentials are far more than we had for a very long time. I do not take it for granted, now.

...I do. Some things get jumbled, but it's hard to mix up information about a giant goat man. ...Do you have unicorns, in the Underground? Stupid question, never mind it.

It is not a stupid question! There are certainly monsters who resemble unicorns! I think a great deal of human myths stem from encounters with monsterkind, one way or another.

[like their fixation on a goat-like devil with a pitchfork who rules an underground kingdom of evil?]

Is there any truth in those myths? Like, are the unicorns friendly, or majestic?

[He chuckles.]

They are quite friendly! And I suppose they are majestic, too. Many of them even have healing magic - that is in the stories, is it not?

It is! I've always liked unicorns, but we didn't have them in my world. ...I've been asking people who call, if they let me ask questions.

[ She can't help but sound embarrassed, and with the distortion it's kind of funny sounding. ]

[That is adorable.]

Have any of the other worlds had them?

Assertive's has...I think she called them fiends? Fiends like them. Ones that resemble them. She hadn't heard of the word, though.

[It takes him a second to place the title, but - ]

- oh, yes, Nachetanya! She is enjoyable to talk to, isn't she? Though she has not mentioned fiends to me before. [It actually recontextualizes some things.] I wonder if she thought I was one of those, when we met...

Yes, her. I- we can't really say what we talked about more than that, confidentiality and all that, but it doesn't seem like all fiends are bad. Just so you know.

Of course, do not worry about it. I shall ask her if I wish to know more about her world. But thank you, all the same.

...this is not exactly how I imagined it might happen, if I were to ever encounter humans again. [It's a slightly joking statement, because who could have foreseen this particular circumstance] But almost everyone has been very kind, even though I know my appearance alarmed some of them. It is...encouraging.

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