SWITCHBOARD

[transmittable]

If you'd like to ask the Transmitter something over the phone, go right ahead! The Transmitter will answer the phone as soon as she's available. Leaving messages is impossible, given how old these phones are, but you should be able to reach her at almost all hours.

Comments are screened for privacy; all Patients are offered confidentiality, didn't you know?

Comments

[transmittable]

[ They laugh, and it's...not just the Transmitter's voice. It's many voices, too distorted to get a read on the demographics of. ]

What is it?

[doctorize]

If I succeed and the resulting trial ends in my favor... would it be at all possible to allow me to extract and keep the peepers of my fellow patients here as souvenirs?

[DANIEL DICKENS WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LIKE THIS]

[transmittable]

[ ...Murmuring. What the fuck, dude- ]

Aaahhh... We'd let you...before you leave the hospital grounds, we'd let you!

[ The laughter's back. Well, this is. Cheery. ]

[doctorize]

[when even the risen are wondering what the fuck is wrong with you, that is probably a sign that you're a terrible person]

Wonderful! There are quite a few pairs of eyes I've become fascinated by, and it would be such a shame to not take them home with me after all the time we've spent together here, you know?

[transmittable]

Yes, yes, doctor... We're pleased you're willing to be our associate.